I know its not funny, but I am giggling any way as I envision the scene.
"Where’s little Billy?"
"I left him in the car."
"You mean the one about to run over your other child?"
"AHHHHHHHH!"
Really, what is an 18 month old doing in a car unrestrained and alone?
Eighteen-month-old runs over family (Reuters) – Reuters – An 18-month-old child started the family car and ran over three family members in a southern Polish village Saturday, police said.
(Via Yahoo! Oddly Enough)