I have come into a geek windfall. Work was getting rid of their old HP Laserjet 8000 N. They just wanted it to go away and I wanted something the size of a refrigerator to sit in the home office and make me feel manly.
This is what geeks do. If I were a car guy I would be excited about aluminum headers even though the car was already totally functional and then some. Since I’m a tech nut I like uneeded tech. So now I have a networked clydesdale level printer that has a rated duty cycle of 130,000 pages per month. Why do I need this? I don’t. But I like the office immensely more with the Beast sitting on the table. 
So the next time I need large amounts of cardstock printed…