Hate your cell phone, PDA, pager, or other wireless device? Of course you do. But do you hate it enough to see it destroyed?
If so, according to this from Wonkette.com, now you can! SmashMyPhone.com offers you the chance to have your cellular device destroyed by any of a number of helpful (and hot) young women. And you can see the photos and videos of the pretty girls trampling on technology for the low low price of $12.99 a month.
C*mon, people, just pay the extra money and get some porn, for chrissakes.