Archive for February, 2005

Just A Geek

February 24th, 2005

I just finished reading Wil Wheaton*s Just A Geek, and I*m impressed as hell by the honesty contained there and the quality of the writing. I found myself very engaged in what Wheaton had to say, and the fact that this book about “one man*s journey to find himself” really WAS about one man*s journey to find himself. I write, at least a little bit, but I find it difficult to share much of what I*ve done with an audience. In some ways, I wonder if that*s the real sign of maturity, the Lesson To Be Learned(tm) here – that when we really are comfortable with ourselves, we can present who we are and the mistakes we*ve made without justifying them. I think it*s a compliment (though it really doesn*t sound that way at first blush) to say that there were times in reading Just A Geek when I thought, “Jesus, that Wheaton guy is a fucking asshole.”

Because he is, you see, a fucking asshole. He*s also a wonderful writer, an insecure geek, someone who takes pride in his relationship with his wife and stepchildren, an awkward fan who can*t pick up the phone to call people he considers friends, a man who*s battled his demons and decided that many of them were self-imposed and maybe even imagined (really, aren*t the worst demons often that way?).

In short, Wil Wheaton is like Zaphod Beeblebrox. He*s “just this guy, you know?” He*s like Zaphod and he*s like you and he*s like me, too. Just this guy, and just a geek, and smart enough to know that being called “just” that is no pejorative.

Nicely done, Wil. Nicely done indeed.

Music section is almost there

February 18th, 2005

I have the music section functional now. Took awhile to find the script I wanted and then hack it up to work with the site. But I am going back to an old reliable standby. Zina is a slick little puppy with a lot of neat functionality. The only things holding it back are a rather monolithic code structure and the lack of mysql support for the backend. But it does what it needs to and I have added a few bells to it so that Green Scissors Music should be open for business by this time next week.

Have a happy weekend all!

Mississippi Honors B.B. King

February 17th, 2005

Seems that yesterday was B.B. King Day in Mississippi. The King of Mississippi.

“I feel like the prodigal son and they have killed the fattest calf,” he said. “I am having the time of my life. I thought when I got married it was the happiest time. I thought when I had my first child it was the happiest time. Those were great times.

“This has been the most beautiful day of my life.”

I love B.B. King because what he does with his music cuts right through all pretense. He plays simple, straightforward melodies and riffs. Over the years his style has never changed. His guitar rarely emits a full chord, instead he gifts us with poignant single notes and vocals that can penetrate any mood to bring you into the spirit of the song.

King was never about being the best guitar player, singer, or writer. What he did do better than anyone else is to pack a lifetime of emotion (both happy and sad) into every word, every note, and every song. When you listen to B.B. King, you are listening to his life and despite the obvious differences between you you begin to see that you are listening to your life as well.

Fawlty Towers sold

February 17th, 2005

I have not seen many episodes of Fawlty Towers but the few I have caught on PBS have been excellent Python-esque comedy and some of John Cleese*s funniest work.

News today from the Guardian on the sale of the real life hotel that inspired the series. And the best part is, it was bought by fans of the show.

Original Fawlty Towers goes for £1.5m

John Cleese based the character of Basil Fawlty on Donald Sinclair, a former owner of the Hotel Gleneagles, in Torquay, Devon.

The new owners are a family from Bristol who say they are “big fans” of the comedy, which ran for 12 episodes between 1975 and 1979.

Cleese, who stayed at the hotel with the Monty Python team in 1971, described Sinclair as “the most wonderfully rude man I have ever met”.

Sinclair, who died in 1981, is said to have thrown Eric Idle*s suitcase out of the window “in case it contained a bomb” and complained about Terry Gilliam*s table manners.

H-O-R-S-E is all you need

February 16th, 2005

At this point its no secret that we here at Green Scissors are huge fans of The Sports Guy. He treats sports the right way. Over committed, irreverent, and completely aware of how silly it is for grown men to care about such things. He also claims to be one of the last 20 NBA die hards on Earth.

Currently they are re-running one of his old colums Answer for NBA is H-O-R-S-E from 2002. It is still true today as the NBA All Star Weekend looms and the festivities take on a lame school carnival atmosphere. I really don*t need to see Magic, Lisa Leslie, Frankie Muniz and whoever is the 8th man for the Warriors playing a halfcourt game again.

Here*s the point: Every player in the league would want to win a HORSE contest on All-Star Weekend. You would see shots from midcourt; shots from underneath the scorer*s table; shots from David Stern*s lap; shots from Mariah Carey*s cleavage; shots while swinging from Allen Iverson*s gold necklace; and if the trash-talking got heated enough between the players* posses, you might even see actual shots.

This, my friends, is a man with vision. A man with insight. A man who knows the pulse of 30 and 40 something white guys. Heed his wisdom and reap the rewards.

The Salad and Cereal Diet

February 16th, 2005

Well, Jason has already gone through this but now its my turn to stare at the scale and wonder what the hell happened. I weigh myself every morning (I know, probably not a good idea). Mostly I don*t worry about it unless I see a trend over three or four days. I had been hovering in the 209-211 range and was pretty happy. But the last week or two has seen that creep up to around 214 with a very disturbing spike at 218 one day. So the time has come for me to seriously evaluate what*s going on.

Since I am almost pathologically opposed to exercise for its own sake and since my one major extra curricular activity is playing in a dart league, the chance of increasing calorie burn is pretty small. This means its time for a diet. But which one to choose? My mom just started the South Beach diet and Atkins is still everywhere. But I can*t really subscribe to those since they require a bit more discipline than I have.

Thus I have created the Salad and Cereal Diet (patent pending). For the next week I will eat Total cereal for breakfast, Grape Nuts for lunch and lettuce/carrot salad for dinner. Snacks can be drawn from any of these and supplemented with fruit, fruit juice and possibly an egg every now and again.

I shall attempt to post the results as they happen. We are 14 hours into it and so far the only change has been my colon yelling at me for the sudden re-introduction of ruffage on a massive scale. But I have high hopes. The goal is to get down to the 205 range within 10 days or so and then reevaluate the situation.

Yahoo releases toolbar for Firefox

February 11th, 2005

Some clever lad in the open source community had already done it, but Yahoo has finally created its own toolbar for Firefox(Story).

I have uninstalled the open source version and put in the “official” tool on the theory that the updates will happen quicker but the jury is still out.

Spaceballs the series?

February 11th, 2005

I love Mel Brooks. Some of the best fits of uncontrollable laughter in my life have come from Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles. I liked Spaceballs alot even though it seemed like he had lost a little bit of his scathing satire in the politically correct era. So it is with some trepedation that I offer you this news blurb

MGM, Brooksfilms Partner with BFC Berliner Film Companie for *Spaceballs* Animated TV Series

Brooks and Thomas Meehan, who together co-wrote the original screenplay, will write the pilot and supervise writing on the rest of the series. Brooks and Soehnlein will serve as executive producers and Brooks will provide the voice of two main characters, President Scroob and Yogurt.

Brooks* involvement should help, but I just gotta think that this is going to be a bad bad idea by the time its all said and done.

Take those audio books digital

February 11th, 2005

Audio books are something I really enjoy on road trips. That quick jaunt from Albuquerque to Des Moines goes by a lot faster when you have a plotline to follow. Typically, I would go to the public library and snag whatever recycled detective/mystery drivel they had on the shelf. Well no more! For my next roadtrip I will be purchasing something from Audible.com.

Audible® is your destination for digital audiobooks, audio magazines, newspapers, radio programs, and more that download in minutes and let you listen anytime, anywhere. Use popular handheld devices such as the Apple® iPod®, listen right on your computer, or burn to CD. Then grab your audio and go!

Don*t know when my next roadtrip may be. But I know where I will be getting my over-the-road-entertainment.

MP3Tunes.com

February 11th, 2005

Another online venture that will end up getting some of my money. MP3Tunes.com picks up where MP3.com left off. This time, however, they are working with a business model that should avoid the malicious workings of the RIAA.

SAN DIEGO, February 9, 2005 – MP3tunes, a new digital music store started by Michael Robertson, founder and former CEO of MP3.com, opened for business on the Internet today at www.mp3tunes.com. Robertson, CEO of MP3tunes, unveiled his new venture at the Desktop Summit in San Diego this week. Songs are available for download from the MP3tunes site for $0.88 per song or $8.88 per album.

All music sold at MP3tunes will work on any computer and with any portable player including popular models like the Apple iPod, Dell DJ and Creative Nomad. At www.mp3tunes.com, consumers never run the risk of losing their music – songs that have been purchased are permanently stored in a “music locker” and accessible from any Web browser. Even if a computer crashes or a user switches machines, the music is saved and can be accessed without repurchasing.

The site contains works from independant artists and for each $0.88 you spend, the artist gets $0.60. A great way to enjoy your music free from corporate silliness and still support the hard working folks who provide the entertainment.

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